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And in case you were wondering, our comms plan is as follow:

  • Primary: This page
  • Alternate: Twitter
  • Contingency: Instagram
  • Emergency: Randomly run around a Volvo, say the words "The Power of the Red Team compells you!" and hit it with a sledgehammer. We will materialize there.